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(Of course, this fake place is Spanish for cute mom, smh.)
Its a half-hour from a condo owned by grandma (Glamma, ew) Dottie.
Nothing in poor Joes life is going the way he dreamed it would.
like skip to the serial killing.
Anyway, Joe cant connect with Henry.
?But its just a book press.
He sends Ellie the profits from this one-person bookshop which Im sure really makes a dent in her expenses.
Back in Madre Linda, its time to meet the new crowd.
Sherry mean-girls Love into hanging out with her by saying things like has your vagina even recovered yet??
and dont worry, that class is for people who are really in shape.
Sherrys married to Cary, who is very hot and also rich but I dont know how?
I feel like theyre all tech douches and/or the children of rich parents and/or both.
I write in my notes:Natalie is pretty, so thats going to be a problem.
Hands bleed alot.)
They switch to red wine.
They both hate Kindles.
How could Joe have ever loved LOVE when NATALIE was awaiting him all this time?!?
Joe thinks Natalie has saved his marriage, lol.
The next night is a big party at Sherry and Carys place.
Joe and Love prepared for this party together, which is cute.
A girl can dream!
Love confronts Joe about the fact that he is OBSESSED with Natalie.
Joe insists he is not and pivots the conversation to Why does our son hate me?
Alas, Love later discovers Joes shoebox of Natalie paraphernalia (was there a used tampon in there?
gahhhh), so this story can only end one way.
Its fun to watch him be out-crazied by someone!
I think we need to go to couples therapy is … one way of addressing your insatiable bloodlust.
