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Im very into Sherry and Cary as foils for Joe and Love.
While cleaning, Joe finds a gun in Carys luggage.
We get it, sad childhood, new demons, same as the old demons, blah blah whatever.
Keep us where the action is!
Joe, ever the empath, can tell that Marianne is embarrassed.
No shit, Joe.
Marienne reports that Ryan and Juliet are moving to New Jersey because Ryan got promoted.
Joe takes this opportunity to confess that he killed someone the abusive boyfriend who hurt his mom.
Marienne immediately absolves him for this childhood indiscretion.
Joe knows that Marienne would NEVER do anything like his terrible, horrible, slut of a mom.
Time to have sex at Mariennes house.
Of course, that is how Joe feels.
Hes going to leave town, and cue Carly Rae Jepsen he wants her to run away with him.
Which Love, of course, cant do.
Yeah, its this teen who never goes to class but whatever!)
I wonder if Love is planning an exit separate from Joe where she frames him for everything?
Surely Joe is planning the same, and now its a race to the finish.
Cary is doing loud chanting and holding planks because he is seeking a state of readiness, lol.
The way Shalita Grant says, Well, Im in a cage.
Sherry advises Cary to use everything at their disposal, by which she means their relationships.
Then Love returns to use Sherrys face to unlock her phone.
As Sherry hoped she would, Love cracks.
They start talking like theyre sharing goss over wine.
Im so proud of Sherry, you guys.
Every time Joe thinks hes falling in love, he becomes the most annoying person in the world.
Joe decides there is only one solution to this conundrum: Ryan has to die.
When Joe gets home, he finds that Love has ripped out their Nest doorbell.
The whole town is in an uproar and finally!
a phalanx of lawyers are scrambling to cover up Matthews illegal dealings.
As they embrace, Love spots the gun in Joes waistband.
Wow, okay, do not pass go, do not collect $200.
Over at Matthews, Theo downloads all the security videos onto a USB.
Matthews lawyer asks him to walk her through what exactly is haunting him.
She tries to level with him: Natalie was a flawed person with secrets.
And now shes dead time to let it go.
So Matthew erases all the data and smashes the monitors for good measure.
With Love, Sherry continues trying to turn everyone against Joe.
New rules: One of you takes this and shoots the other, and I let whoever lives out.
I wish this show had been this bonkers all season!!
I like that Joe isnt as smart as he thinks he is and Ryan catches him.
But in the ensuing struggle, Joe manages to shove Ryan over the ledge of a parking garage.
He swipes Ryans wallet (I assume to make it look like a violent mugging) and skedaddles.
If Marienne puts this together and STILL decides she likes Joe, I will riot.
I thought he would call Matthew with this information, but he calls Love as fate would have it.
And then he goes to the bakery.
Without calling a cop!
THEO, DROP A PIN!
Tensions are escalating as they argue about which parent would be better for their kids, survival-wise.
But the sound of the gunshot did one good thing: It got Theos attention.
She sees Theo has the key, and he tells her that heknowswhat the Conrads said is not true.
Love is too calm now, which does not bode well for Theo.
Love tells Theo to leave Madre Linda, never come back, and never see her again.
That sounds like a great deal to me!
But Theo is a dumb dumb.
Love promises to let the Conrads out the second you leave, a blatant lie.
As soon as Theos back is turned, she knocks him out with a fire extinguisher.
Blood pools all around his body.
