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Liza and Kelsey have a (new) problem: Those silent Chicago investors arent so silent anymore.
Kelsey and Liza assure him theyll have something ready ahead of his meeting, but even they are worried.
Its shades of Jade Winslow all over again, isnt it?
Well, at least Kai seems much nicer to work with than Jade.
And Liza is headed to Montauk to find out just how nice.
He waves at Liza as if its the most normal thing in the world.
Liza needs to find something to lean on.
Those could be useful, but he wont let her see them just yet.
He also gets very surf-philosophical (is surfilosophical a thing?
Hes living in the present, and Liza should too.
She, of course, is constantly in her head.
He knows a way for her to get out of her head and be more in her body.
He offers her the option in such a casual manner, mainly as a way to ease her stress.
She declines and leaves for her hotel.
For a moment, it seems like she may go back.
But she could jump into the shower with him.
Back in NYC, Quinns being a weirdo.
I havent decided yet.
Shes trying to make nice with the Empirigals, but it isnt working.
She has one person on her side, though: Charles.
Charles needs to find a way to get her there, now.
Quinn has a better idea: Shes taking them all to Dave & Busters.
Plus, she gets to keep flirting with Charles, so happy birthday to her, I guess.
It was the safe choice, and she should have taken the risk.
She regrets it every day.
Charles is so smiley.
This is going to be the worst, isnt it?
Liza returns to the office the next morning, and the woman isglowing.
Oh, friends, this twist SENDS ME.
Because when the girls kick off the journals, all they find are pages and pages of doodles.
And people having sex.
Oceanscapes in which the clouds are shaped like penises and the sun is beaming down rays of dicks.
But no, thats a dick too.
Theyll have a real pitch for him tomorrow.
And not in the good way.
Kelsey is inspired, sort of.
What about a sex manual mixed with little aphorisms and life lessons?
Or Arbor Day, with that big ol piece of wood, Lauren chimes in.
She is running the marketing department these days, after all.
Hell present it to the Chicago investors.
(What a sight that would be!)
Oh, okay, so this is going to be fun.
I believe her exact words are I never, ever want children and I run from babies.
So, uh, thats not great for Josh.
No one can truly become the next Trout, okay?
Speaking of Diana, could you imagine her trying to sell thisKama Surf-trabook?
Im laughing about it but also so, so sad.
Lauren on Kelsey: You are so much weirder than me, and no one knows that.
