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Normally, when Im told to do something, I react by doing the exact opposite.
Ive done that all my life, Clarkson explained.
But on this occasion, no.
I have been asked to stay at home … Im doing whatMr.
Johnsonhas asked me to do.
And do you want James Mays death of your conscience?
No, you dont.
I havent even got the internet here.
I cant even watch pornography.
This is honestly a better twist than the time hecrashedthe worlds smallest car.
