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Horniness has always been a cornerstone ofStar Wars.I dont feel that statement needs any explanation.
Its notnotnormal to be attracted to a character without a human face.
So, what do we know?
He has a job!
Basically, the first three episodes ofThe Mandalorianare about a cowboy who desperately wants to buy a designer outfit.
But overall, isnt it hotter that Mando lets his actions speak for him?
Hes not shy, hes quietly confident.
Between the armor and the silence, its like if dark sunglasses were a person.
More men, I think, should follow his lead, and shut up.
What I mean is that Mando keeps his word.
He deals with people fairly and doesnt act out of anger.
Hes as honest as he can be, and never greedy or petty.
Point is, he doesnt screw around.
Which is very hot.
What was the thing with the town and the New Republic and the cloning and blue Horatio Sanz?
Everything else only serves to strengthen or complicate their foundational relationship.
But he also wants the best for him, and being trained by another Jedi is whats best.
Its an emotional sacrifice, and father figures having healthy, intense emotional moments… is hot!
When Mando finally does it, its totally un-titillating.
Zac Efron (who looked great before!
)looked bananasinBaywatch, and getting therenearly drove him crazy.
For his upcoming role in MarvelsThe Eternals, Kumail Nanjiani (who looked great before!)
went onan 18-six intermittent fast diet, more commonly known as an eating disorder (allegedly?
How do I call this diet unhealthy without getting sued?).
Poor Hugh Jackman (who has looked greatfor decades!)
has to make himselfdangerously dehydratedevery time another Wolverine scene rolls around.
I have a theory: these movies and shows just aint made good.
You dont even need them to have chemistry.
These movies have to make their money overseas, and fortunately swole is the same in every language.
Its gains for gains sake.
I can appreciate the onscreen thirst trap.
Theres something to be said for the sexy, mysterious guy.
In any case, thats how I ended up crushing on Mando instead of some clean-cut paladin.
As the saying goes, show, dont tell.
Much like the Force, true hotness comes from within.
Though we can always sense it, it remains invisible.
This is the way.
