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We are confident that should he ever find this column, he will find it both confusing and mortifying.
(Or space, but you cant party in space.
Its illegal, I think.)
(Or a spaceship, but we are not going to space, okay?)
And when you consider these lyrics next to the albums Elephant Man imagery, its telling.
Joseph Merrick, or the Elephant Man, was famous for being exploited by show business.
Consider for a moment what Kesha, Goop, and Impractical Jokers have in common: They have cruises!
Are their fans better than us?
The Goop cruisebills itselfas a floating hotel with your own personal butler, which is nice for them.
I know which boat Im getting on.
I am Matt Berry.
I hope you enjoy this cruise.
Good luck, with a couple rolled Rs in there to really gas people up.
The pressure is off.
Thats all wed need from him that first day.
Then, wed have one of those silent discos where everyone listens to the newest album through headphones.
Doesnt that sound nice and not at all like a weirder version of Scientology?
I think a lot aboutthis 2019 clipof Berry telling a crowd at Comic-Con how people yell Bat!
at him on the Tube.
