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But really, who are you people?

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So heres a quick set of lists for four categories of people, one of whom you might be.

I want to be scared out of my mind so as to distract myself from how scared I am!

You asked for it; here it is.

(Yes, I know hes canceled.

And shes had some …not particularly up-to-date opinions.

But the film is great.)

I am low on Xanax.

c’mon write me a refill in the form of home viewing.

Now you people are speaking my language.

You know what else works well right now?

Hats off to you, truly.

But if youre ready for a cultural self-improvement project, do it.

(See also: horror.)

Turn it into a streaming version of the six-degrees-of-Kevin-Bacon game.

The paralysis of too much choice is a strange thing, but its real.

First suggestion:Turner Classic Movies is your friend.

(And it’s possible for you to watch it on your laptop or tablet.)

You get the idea.

Theyre mostly not free, but some of them cost as little as three bucks.

Google the title plus streaming and availability is the first thing that will appear in your results.)

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