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The more interesting question is which Meryl characters aresupposedto be good singers in the universes they inhabit.
So, if one were to hold a Meryl character-only reality singing competition, which Meryl would win?
In the name of both science and camp, its time to find out.
She should just be good, or at least good enough for Sondheim to sign off on this project.
Singing ability:Fundamentally unknowable.
Singing ability:AAAHHHHHHHHHH!!
Singing ability:Playing the violin and inspiring the youth is kind of like singing.
Singing ability:Flop queen.
Singing ability:Its not technically perfect, but its so, so cute.
Singing ability:Great in fiction, unfortunately not great in reality.
Singing ability:At least she has a true fan at her favorite barin Ben Platt.
Just go all in and make a musical, guys!
Singing ability:The voice isnt too bad, but Madeline Ashton really needs to find better material.
Singing ability:Show em, Suzanne!
Donna,Mamma Mia!andMamma Mia!
Here We Go Again
A fascinating test case for our study here.
Thats where theABBA outfits in the creditscome from!
(Does ABBA the band itself not exist in this universe?
Thats too sad to contemplate.)
Singing ability:Her hearts in hotel management, but her lungs are up to it!
Singing ability:Everything else aside, the characters supposed to be pretty good.
Maybe thats less interesting to play or would pose more of a challenge.
