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We are confident that should he ever find this column, he will find it both confusing and mortifying.

Matt Berry should playBatman.
Its what the character needs, and its what the world needs.
It may seem like an odd casting choice at first.
There are perhaps some logical obstacles, too.
But you’re able to definitely get a flavor for what a big Berry-as-Batman showdown would be like.
(It would be awesome.)
The character has always been more than a touch ridiculous (a bat?
), and its time someone plays Batman with the capacity to really play up the absurdity.
Berry could improvise unimaginably obscene comebacks to Jokers silly riddles.
He could sneer at Penguin with the animosity that character deserves.
(Maybe he picks up the accent from Alfred?
And while Im here, Matt Berry would also be a great Alfred.)
Also important, his jawline would lookgreatwith the Batman mask.
Matt Berry should be Batman!
It would be truly compelling, joyous, and maybe even illuminating entertainment.
More importantly, itd be really, really fun.