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The Oscarsare, quite famously, named after Oscar the Grouch, the prototypical angry white man.
What theyre mad about doesnt matter.
Its the sheer fact of manly misanthropy that makes a film compelling, important, and worthy of praise.
(When a fictional woman is angry, remember: Shes ungrateful.
And this is unattractive to the Academy, who just nominated, like, ten women!)
Refer back to it early and often until you, too, become incandescent with rage.
Maybe someday somebody will make a movie about you!
