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Are you new to comedy podcasts, overwhelmed by the array of options, and wondering where to begin?
or banal questions about the weeks news.
Even their hyperactive theme song Hey all you assholes, come and listen to us!
In fact, audiences have come to count onthe hosts complete uninhibitedness and independencefrom mainstream broadcasting standards.
But with so few laurels, theres little to rest on.
It is also, at three hours and 38 minutes long, an epic too gargantuan to describe succinctly.
Dont mean to be exceedingly nosy, but what happened between you and Keith?
When Keith introduces this news, Chemda yells, Your fathers a fucking creep!
and Everything he does is sexual, but he calls it God!
Perez and Bell share in her shock, but immediately see the comedic possibilities.
Man, this explains a lot about you, Perez jokes to Malley.
Bell responds: That means hes been up late tossin and turnin about this.
I gotta uncork this bottle!
Just let it go?
You are extremely pretty, he says in one email.
In another, he insists that the 86 part of Fake Cats email addressis a poorly veiled sexual reference.
I wanted to connect with the spirituality that you bring up.
Well, I fell in love.
Not only reconnected love with God, but with a man this time with an even older man.
A man of God.
A man who has been good to me.
A man who has been emailing kind thoughts and loving help in my time of need.
A man who is … taken.
I am overwhelmed by emotion and lust, and not sure what to do with my feelings.
Embarrassingly yours, Cathryn.
You guys are fucked up, she says.
Your dad is obviously troubled, and you guys are fucking with him.
But Malley shrugs Aschenbrand off.
Im good with that, he laughs.
In the midst of her pleas, another email comes in.
Then come his final words to her: You make an old mans libido jingle.
Alas, onlyPart 2holds the answer to that.
