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Its sort of the Why are you hitting yourself?

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Why are you hitting yourself?

How does reverse entropy work?

Dont attempt to understand, just feel it.

What is a temporal pincer?

You have to stop thinking in a linear fashion.

Whats the bad thing were trying to prevent?

Something worse than the nuclear holocaust.

Any more stupid questions?

But the most nonsensical portion of the movie is its, uh, entire central conceit.

I was lucky (lucky) to catch more than two words from each sentence.

Yeah, says The Protagonist confidently.

Sign me up, babe!

Why not let the birds take over?

Let the turtles have a turn, all the way down, baby!

Im not here to condone the behavior or the methods of Sator, who is a FitBit spon-con demon.

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