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Potato Head gender wars and Dr. Seuss manufactured conservative drama.
you’ve got the option to make up an entire life and no one will know.
Ive been a doctor, Ive been a father can you imagine?
[…] If someone asks, What are you?
in an Uber, you say, Oh, Im from Bellindiri or something.
Yeah, the Bellindiris, a small island chain off the coast of Madagascar.
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