Vanderpump Rules
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She wants you to know that.
Other than that, the show isnt that much different.
I also think thewretched last seasonof the show changed my perceptions about it.
They go to Tom Tom to prepare the bar they co-own with Lisa and Ken for reopening post-pandemic.
When they sit down, Lisa says, I hear youre opening a place on your own.
Okay, so she already knows.
Actually, every time I see Lisa on the screen I think that the entire scene was concocted.
The same goes for the fight between Lisas son Max and James.
(Okay, this is just stupid.
Thats what Keto is, right?)
Why would Lisa care if they get along?
Does she need James as a DJ at SUR so badly?
Because Lisa needs to amp up the drama.
The whole scene, while outrageous, is more pat than a diner bowl full of pre-cut butter.
With a mom like that, who needs Twitter haters?
So yes, I want to believe this, but Im having a hard time with it.
Is that my problem?
Is that the shows?
What I totally believe is everything going on with Lala and the rest of the girls.
At the party Lala is feuding with every single girl except for Katie.
Oh, so because Lala is a known asshole people should be nicer to her?
Anyway, at the party they kiss and make up and everything is fine.
Next up is Ariana and Lala.
Who saunters over but Raquel, a Botox vial with a Depop store, to check on her.
After comforting Lala, she says to her, Well, I just wanted to know where we stood.
Lala answers that she really likes her and theyre fine.
Just back up a second.
(Or a falling out like Katie through a skylight?
Sorry, I couldnt resist.)
the two go into Schwartzs house to talk about it among themselves.
Do you really hate the name?
What do you want then?
Sandoval asks, a little bit angry.
I want this, Schwartz says.
He reaches out and cups his palm onto Sandovals crotch and leaves it there.
They pull their faces away for a moment and Sandoval pants, Schwartz.
And Sandys, Schwartz says, burying his stubbled chin into the tender skin just below Sandovals ill-advised goatee.
