Vanderpump Rules
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This seems like really bad form.
Over in Valley Village, Katie and Tom are hosting Stassi and Beau.
Kristen did all the work.
This is what I really dont understand about this whole fracture in the group.
Kristen is the only one attending to their joint business venture and somehow theyre still mad at her.
This doesnt give her a pass or at least some credit with the other two?
At SUR, Scheana sits down with Lisa for a producer-mandated update on all of her story lines.
Just like in that scenario, no one believes it.
You also cant expect that level of attention for a man whoisyour husband.
Scheana says, My doctor told me I cant do anything physical like twerking or dancing.
I love how this is her translation of what the doctor said.
To Scheana the only physical things she does are twerk and dance.
Not Pilates, not walking to the grocery store, not her damn job waiting tables.
Its just twerking and dancing.
Those are the restrictions.
Where do you think shed be?
And Daynas like, Oh, were doing a reality show?
Let me unpack all of my fast fashion on this couch and talk about it for no good reason.
Its all weird and dumb but also hilarious because this is the fight that were subjected to.
However, its that lying and thirstiness that makes people not like her.
Its a vicious cycle of people-pleasing that Scheana just needs to stop.
I am very confused.
Theyre laying down tracks with her producers Los and Sean2: The Revenge.
Their Weeknd rip-off of a song even includes a lyric from Lala about how she doesnt drink anymore.
These two are sober and bonding.
Both of these scenes are as extraneous as a corpses appendix.
Over at SUR, Brett Willis, Danicas three-way-loving ex-boyfriend, teachesracistBrett how to make drinks.
Its so sad, the Filenes Mens Store there once tried to take its own life.
At the party there are two important developments.
First, Danica challenges Tom Sandoval to a SUR versus Tom Tom softball game.
Brace yourself for that.
Second, there is this weird fight between Kristen, Stassi, and Beau.
Is this how Stassi acts?
Also, it just seems totally irrational even for this clown car full of MENSA rejectees.
The gist is something like: Beau was friends with Kristen first and she introduced him to Stassi.
Well, because that is lit-rally your job.
Katie is behaving similarly, but that is just how Katie rolls in general.
She could find a way to be cruel and passive-aggressive to the self-checkout machine at a CVS.
Thats all the scenes we had this week.
So many scenes and not one thing that I can actively imagine caring about.
So many attempts to make something happen and nada.
At leastlast weekwe had the incandescent indignity of how fake the show was.
Schwartz responded, I guess it is.
Sandoval said, Do we really need to keep doing this?
Schwartz, I guess maybe kinda rubbing his crotch was like, I guess so.
I dont know what else to do.
