Vanderpump Rules
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She is now a hero.
I have never heard of this before, but I sort of enjoy the concept.
Beau directs them to a bench where there is something resembling an antique-hotel front-desk bell lying on the ground.
God, why do straight people make such a big deal out of their first wedding engagement?
Katie, the meanest person on television, finally cops to being mean.
I am always mean.
Katie Maloney-Schwartz, poisonous sea anemone.
Kristen is not invited.
Is this how you straight people do it?
And why do you all need so many parties to affirm your relationships?
Kristen says, Oh, when I asked Beau if we were still friends?
Lala makes out like this is a childish question.
However, its not really.
Both Stassi and Katie told her that they dont want to be friends with her anymore.
Is it too wild to then ask if Stassis man is her friend, too?
The Regina George logic of this is somewhat staggering.
That doesnt mean we can let Kristen off the hook, though.
Kristen says she spent most of the last night in emotional distress because she wasnt invited to the party.
It got so bad that she sent the dogs away with her ex?boyfriend Carter.
(That is not a punctuation error.)
This doesnt make any sense.
If theyre her emotional-support animals, then why arent they there when she needs emotional support the most?
These seem like emotional-burden animals to me?
As Tom Schwartzs wife, Katie has been drafted to play in the game.
Hard agree, Katie.
God, I hate when I have to agree with her!
I also agree with DJ James Kennedy coming up to talk to her about his sobriety.
Secondly, Katie says, Ive heard this apology before, and I dont blame her.
Weve seen all of this behavior from James, only for him to relapse.
I think Katie does the right thing.
She forgives him but holds out some skepticism that he has actually changed.
I dont mind the softball game so much.
That is classic reality-television production right there.
And everyone is themselves.
Same goes for Brett and Max.
There are two surprises.
Tom Sandoval immediately bent over a toilet in one of the stalls of the mens room.
Schwartz looked at him, his pert buttock sticking up in the air in his incredibly flattering baseball pants.
Stop it, Sandoval said, swatting his hand away.
Im trying to get this clean.
Sorry, but I think were going to have to get it dirty first.
