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How does she recommend things?

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OH, I dont know if that rigatoni is any good, but I hear its delicious from people.

Thats sort of like having full-body alopecia and deciding to open a hair salon.

What are the other good parts?

Charli came up with this because shes obsessed with her profile on Wikifeet and I dont blame her.

I sort of want to be a famous woman just so someone will talk about my insoles.

I actually have very attractive feet, but theyre always kept covered.

Im ready to start my Only Fans.

The proceeds will go to Raquels new nose.

Now that the fun is over, I guess we should talk about what really happens in this episode.

That is pretty much the end of that discussion.

This is how Lala turns her offense (in both senses of the word) into her defense.

This is how she allows herself to feel like the victim even when shes the instigator.

It doesnt seem to be working for her.

Scheana says its because she has no friends.

We hope to bridge the familiarity with your best night out with the deja vu of your future fantasy.

That is just a bunch of adjectives and maybe the plot summary ofThe Matrix.

Lisa tells them that they need to be more articulate with Greg, their partner.

Thats because they didnt take Lisas advice.

If theyre going to have her advise, then take the advice!

If she is so competent, why isnt she starting herownbar?

Its like she wants all of the glory but none of the nitty-gritty work.

God, Katie is the worst, he finally said to Schwartz.

Why does she have to run everything?

Im so mad, I cant even think about our mission statement.

Aw, come on baby, we can figure this out, Schwartz said.

I know what you need.

Schwartz spun Sandoval around and started unbuttoning his shirt, even as Sandoval tried to stop him.

Youre a pal and a mmmhhmmmhhmmmmmm.