Vanderpump Rules
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I bring this up only for two reasons.
Guys, did we realize at the time how awful Katies Monica Geller haircut was?
I mean, the volume on that thing is enough to drown out a jet engine.
Once trapped in that latex headpiece it cant have been any fun for the guys.
(Oh, how I have missed stupid story devices such as this.)
Katie says, I dont want to get involved in your business, but I wouldnt stand for this.
Okay, that is pretty involved.
Either way, this is the brilliance we are watching for.
That is exactly what he is doing.
He first says, You fucked up and I fucked up.
We both fucked up.
This trip is all about making up.
Thats all that shes ever serving, even back when she was actually serving goat cheese balls at SUR.
That night they go to a club again.
This one is Hyde.
Its likeThe Hillsall over again.
Is there still a Les Deux in Miami too?
Brittany has on yet another sash and yet another tiara.
What was the sash and tiara budget for this trip?
(Also, why didnt Peter get to be an old man?
Was he doing somePirates of the Caribbeancosplay at Universal Studios Orlando?)
First of all, its just one day at a restaurant.
Im sure the enterprise will be fine.
Just wait, Lala!
Maybe thats why none of them like you?
Dayna is not buying it and believes Max when he says it didnt happen, but, come on.
Then what did happen?
Is this another case of a girl thinking they were a lot more serious than he did?
I wonder where they got that impression?
He comes back by saying that theyre just SURvers and he is the general manager at Tom Tom.
I could tell them they cant come to my bar if they want to be petty.
Girl, there are other bars in Los Angeles.
There are other (and better) bars on the very same block.
Im sure that they will be fine.
Also, maybe he should try going into some of those bars and fucking some of their waitresses.
I have something for you, Sandoval says.
He pulls his sagging grandpa underwear out of his pocket and holds them under Schwartzs nose.
He takes a big inhale and smiles, but Sandoval isnt done.
With his index finger he pushes them inside Schwartzs mouth, who opens wide.
Were gonna need those so that no one hears you scream when I give you your next present.
