Vanderpump Rules
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What is even going on?
Why is Lala having her assistant help Brock stage a fake surprise wedding that wasnt a wedding at all?
Why is Charli back to only ordering coffee and not eating food anymore?
Wasnt her entire storyline that she is eating food?
What is going on?
The center cannot hold.
Everything that rises must converge.
In west Philadelphia born and raised.
The hour starts with Raquel getting a visit from her sister/cousin Kate.
He says its because he thinks that is tacky.
He is not wrong.
But also some tacky things are fun.
Have you everbeento a Cheesecake Factory?
Send the jury away with instructions to convict.
She replies, No, I hate that.
Thats the one thing I cant stand.
Either way we know that these two are broken up so does it really matter at all?
But yet, she persists.
What is Brock doing in this scene?
Even he doesnt seem to know.
Is he too thick to make reality TV?
He is certainly the right amount of THICC to make me follow him on Instagram, that I know.
Also, this is the gayest shirt known to man.
How gay is it?
It is so gay, it was completed at the exact moment thatChromatica II transitionsinto 911.
Then Lala tells Sandoval that James doesnt like penis straws andhehas to talk to him about it.
(It is probably time.)
What else do we have?
Lisa buying everyones foot pics under a fake name?
This is obviously constructed but Ill allow it because it was kind of cute and funny.
Ill eat your stupid old sandwich.
Your stupid old Sandywich.
The last story we have to contend with is this fake wedding that Brock wants to do for Scheana.
My initial thought was, Oh no no no no no no no.
What if she says no?
What if she has her own ideas what her wedding should be like?
Youre just going to negate that on a whim?
Then I thought of Darva Conger andWho Wants to Marry a Multi-Millionaire?and my spirits were slightly raised.
But Brock wanted all of this to happen in two days and wanted it all for free.
Or I thought he wanted to use the show and the attention to leverage his brand or something.
Thats why there is a rush!
How is he even doing this show?
How is he even launching this app or working in the U.S. at all?
This is all a shambles.
In fact, they were both jonesing.
They needed a fix.
Finally, it was Schwartz who caved.
He picked up his phone and texted, What are you wearing?
