Vanderpump Rules
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Ugh, do I have to be nice to Raquel, a TikTok sea chantey about lip liner?
I really dont want to.
The only thing worse than board games are board games that give you homework.
Whats next, a game ofTroublewhere the Pop-o-Matic bubble makes you take a spelling test?
Its sort of like a figure skater with an acute case of Simmonsophobia.
(That is the fear of sequins.)
She fumbles once again, just sort of giggling her way out of an uncomfortable situation.
She goes out on the patio with James for a teary chat.
She talks about how shes always been quiet and didnt raise her hand in class as a girl.
Shes trying to change that, but she beats herself up about her deficiencies.
How are you not embarrassed by me?
I think he was born with a genetic mutation where he cant feel embarrassed.
But no one should be embarrassed by Raquel.
Its kind of like kicking a kitten.
I dont want to kick kittens.
I dont want to make fun of Raquel.
Raquel, you make it so hard on me.
What the fuck is up with pickleball, and why is it everywhere all of a sudden?
Is this something that people picked up in the pandemic but didnt forget about?
Is this like ifAnimal Crossingand banana bread just stuck with us for variants Alpha through Mu?
First, we sawErika and Kyle playing itonRich Women Doing Things,and now here it is again.
This game is basically just tennis with a plastic ball and a wooden racquet and a lot less running.
Its basicallyGameStop Stonksall over again.
This is where we learn a bit more about Brock.
I am perplexed by Brock.
He is exactly my bang out: a giant man who is willing to wear a tiny bathing suit.
I blame this on the approximately 100 hours of the pandemic I spent watchingAustralian Survivor.
(Its on Paramount Plus and highly recommended if only for the budgy smuggler content.)
But what he tells the crew is very alarming.
When he was 20, he got together with a woman and had some children.
His wife accused him of abandoning her, and he hasnt seen his children for four years.
Oh, girl, the red-flag emoji was made for this one.
A wholemoleof I knows.
Then he did a cannonball into the pool wearing a Speedo, and my pelvic floor went ping!
and the whole thing was forgotten.
Sorry, run over is not the correct terminology.
As they said a million times, Sandoval steamrollers Schwartz.
We see it in action with this bit of dialogue.
Schwartz: You steamrolled me.
Sandoval: No, I didnt.
Schwartz: Youre right.
Sandoval: But if I ever steamroll you, let me know.
Schwartz: Nah, bro.
I just shake my head.
Did his goatee bring that checkbook back from the 90s?
Cant they invite some friends down for the day to celebrate with them?
This is why, Raquel.
I just cant help myself.
Neither can Schwartz and Sandoval.
Everyone is facing the couple in a little arc of support.
Dont you wish that was us?
I do, he says without looking back.
Update: An earlier version referred to Randall as Russell.
It has been corrected.
