Vanderpump Rules
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Oh, right, we already do that.
The next day, James comes over to Schwartzs house with Sandoval to taste mocktails for the new bar.
This is supposed to be a mocktail, not some celery juice that also comes with homework.
All of Sandovals cocktail ideas are so complicated and cringey that I would never go to his bar.
Also, theyre going to take a million years for the poor mixologists to concoct.
Youre going to be waiting at the bar longer thanKal Penn waited to come out.
It is the best part of the episode.
Let me see if I can do an impression of Lala doing an impression of Sandoval.
Its called …Escapade.
Anyway, the fight that theyre having is the same as its been all season.
Sandoval also has a valid point in that he went into business with Tom and not his wife.
There is just so much of it to go around that its disgusting.
Its not very nuanced and quite defensive.
Its not any better.
But also she should consider that her criticism isnt wanted.
If she has problems, she should take it up with Schwartz.
Ugh, its all so exhausting I cant even handle it.
I mean that as a compliment to both his arms and fair-skinned people the world over.
Its often the best you might get for free.
James stops by SUR, and we get to see all of our old friends.
Theres Peter and his ill-advised ponytail.
Theres Lisa with one of her tiny pets in an outfit that costs more than the annual waxing budget.
Theres the SUR alleyway, a war-torn expanse that should be a UNESCO World Heritage Site.
Oh, remember the show this used to be?
Remember the fun times we had here?
I am so sick of these theme parties.
Cant these clowns just get together and be like, Girl, I dont know.
We finally get to see Brocks bodacious body in budgies, and Brians banana is banging for a burnishing.
Im not sure that youre aware, but that is exactly my key in.
Then Lala tells Schwartz that she cant hear what she says because Sandovals dick is in his mouth.
He rambled, monologued, mansplained as if he had no audience at all.
What is she even talking about?
Thats crazy, Sandoval said.
That means its my day to give and yours to receive.
Doesnt she know our schedule?
Speaking of which, get back to work, Schwartz says.
Youre almost as good as when I got my dick sucked by that cocktail you made last night.
