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Have you seen theReal Housewives of Potomacmid-season trailer yet?
Three easy payments of $29.99?
The promise to let her host the reunion after Nicki Minaj does?
Yes, it does, but how long will it take?
Just make a run at walk away and youll stumble.
Dame Brian Moylan
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NEW YORK STATE OF MIND:What the hell is going on with theRHONYreunion?
Oh no, thats not me asking you.
But no ones even surewhatwell see.
So that means were at least a month out from seeing the first reunion episode?
Also, how far can Ramona and Luann be?
Make them come back!
Are they in charge of how this reunion works?
(Also, see what happened toRHODbelow.)
I mean, lets take this one step at a time and get the reunion in the can first.
At the end of the series, does the only Housewife left alive get to return to her show?
My moneys on Brandi.
Yeah, low ratings and the cast being incredibly racist really does put a damper on a show.
ALL HAIL THE QUEEN:Garcelle Beauvaisabsolutely murderedTeddi Cougar Mellencampon Twitter this week.
(good question), Garcelle responded, Well, thats not true …
I said it in front of her while we were filming.
Love to see it.
Stay buried, Teddi.
ERIKA UPDATES: Things are looking even worse forTom Girardithan they did already.
Page Sixcompiledhow that money was supposedly spent.
This just gets messier and messier with each passing week.
A GRAIN OF SALT LAKE: TheRHOSLCtrailer ishere and it is magnificent.
HOUSEWIVES INSTITUTE SOCIETY PAGES: Kandi Burrusshadbreast-reduction surgery.
She is fully recovered and, one would assume, resting a bit more lightly.
Falynn Guobadiais pregnantwith her boyfriend Jaylan Bankss child.
There were no clowns in attendance.
Not evenDanielle Staub.Kandis restaurantOLGgot itssecond C ratingfrom the Atlanta Health Department.
Now David can go back to being hot and dead behind the eyes and leave us alone.
(We were all in front of a television.)
Trips to cast members houses dont count as vacations, so sorry to Berzerkshires partisans.
Feel free to disagree with me (just know that you are wrong).
Its all lost in a blur of Jens jungle-print suits.
Who doesnt love a crossover event?
Add some great safari footage and some over-the-top drama, and this is definitely something to write home about.
6.RHOBHin Hong Kong(Season 7):Remember how awful Dorit was her first season?
Also, a note to Housewives everywhere: This is what happens when you get on a boat.
Erin didnt just go Bragh, she wenthard.
4.RHONYin Mexico(Season 9):This really could have just been a list of the bestRHONYtrips.
(Well, not this one, anyway.)
Seriously, one of the best-constructed scenes inHousewiveshistory.
Then there was Bethenny freaking out and putting her head in the freezer.
They may have had a shitty time, but we all loved it.
The more weve processed it over the years, the better it gets.
Or maybe it is just the ASMR version.
1.RHONYon Scary Island(Season 3):Seriously, what else did you think would be number one?
Go to sleep!, Hellooooooo!!
Surprise!!!!
Also, during these episodes, Luann recorded Money Cant Buy You Class.
Housewifery, on a trip or otherwise, will never reach this apex again.
Real Housewives of New York City, Season 13, Episode 15:She was hungry.
She was a fucking cunt.
Yup, that about sums it up.
Where should Vulture send the check?
Is she chained in the basement along with the vats of Wesson oil?
Two to three parties a week?
Who is this woman?
The ghost ofMichael Alig?
When she reacts calmly and intelligently (as she miraculously continues to) shes deemed boring and unrelatable.
Its a lose-lose for her, and its not fair.
ISaidWhatISaid
You were a lady of the night, period.
With your big feet.
Candiace Dillard on Mia Thornton
