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Twister - 1996

I am a woman of taste.

You know them well:Titanic.Dantes Peak.

(Those two in the same year!

1997 was crucial training forThe Floor Is Lava.)

The cinematic achievement of doom-and-gloom-but-make-it-goofy-and-over-CGId that is Michael BaysArmageddon!

But Jan de BontsTwisterhas it all.

Its a little bit bananas as a life plan but mostly well-intentioned, a lot like marriage.

But Jo, too preoccupied with saving the planet, conveniently forgot to sign the divorce papers.

Hence, the blast from her past.

you will learn how tornadoes work!).

But Ive saved the best for last: bitch,there are flying cows.

ButTwisterand its performersexist on a different kind of time continuum than the one were currently coasting on.

I rest my case!

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