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Maybe it was even the fact that you canliterallystay at the SwansTwilighthousevia Airbnbthat fully sold me on the franchise.
Reader: I think aboutTwilightto a disturbing degree, and have since its cinematic debut in 2008.
Even now, 13 years later,Twilights magicis timeless.
Citizens of the internet have fallen back in half-ironic love withTwilightbecause its become proven camp-cringe royalty.
… Do you mind if I check?Frankly, this decades cinema could never.
Jokes aside,Twilightwas a queer sensation for me.
It was the question on everyones lips for years: Team Edward or Team Jacob?
(Thats easy: both.)
This movie was a safe space for indulgence.
Readers: We ate, and, Jacob Blacks six-pack saved me.
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