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PAULIE WALNUTS: Man, people call me a germaphobe.
Now all Ive got to say is: See, motherfuckers?
And I knew some fuckin thing like this was going to happen.
I saw the Holy Mother at Bada Bing.
TONY SOPRANO: Sports betting?
Fucking gone with the wind, along with professional sports.
Me and my friends are dying over here.
The president might have a point.
Lets get business and manufacturing going again by Easter, May Day, whatever the fuck.
MEADOW SOPRANO: I shouldve gone to medical school.
I feel so bad about my decision.
CARMELA SOPRANO: Im so glad my daughter didnt go to medical school.
Imagine whered she be right now.
CHRISTOPHER MOLTISANTI: Ive been to Hollywood.
Out there they should call it the swine flu.
ADRIANA LA CERVA: Id volunteer or something.
I feel so bad.
Ive been crying a lot, but I got an underlying condition.
Irritable bowel syndrome, right?
I cant reach my doctor to find out if that would exclude me passing out masks or something.
DR. MELFI: Im on the second line over the hospital.
When and if those brave docs burn out, Im out next.
SOPRANO: At one time I wanted to work for Trump.
Fuck me, dude.
CARMELA: Were not doing well with the quarantine in our house.
Its making me face the music that this is a dysfunctional family.
But its keeping my husband in, which is good.
TONY: Bing fuckin shut down, my income stream was already compromised.
We can keep the pork store open, though, essential critical infrastructure.
SILVIO DANTE: We told the girls wed keep them all on furlough.
Lap dancers were the first to go.
JUNIOR SOPRANO: Whats everybody upset about?
JOHNNY SACK: It used to be part of our thing, going to the mattresses.
BOBBY BACALA: Yes, thats all emergency.
I took all this shit because I got my predictions about it wrong.
Weird thing is, though, my son Robert went to Notre Dame.
Maybe we can help him out with that.
PHIL LEOTARDO: Truckload of hand sanitizer, Im cleaning up.
Whatever happen to Gary Cooper?
LIVIA SOPRANO: You know what Im gonna say.
