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Ah, yes, just what every bullied kid wants: more fodder for the bullies.

But sure, a typewriter works, too.
Lil Corona can chuck it at oncoming bullies, or use it to write revenge fiction.
Hanks is famously acollector of typewriters, and the one he sent to wee Corona wasnt just any typewriter.
I had taken it to the Gold Coast, and now it is back with you.
Ask a grown-up how it works.
Did he buy it a first-class seat?
Did it wear a seat belt?
Now imagine shipping itbackto the Gold Coast; the carbon footprint this typewriter has!