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How do you exaggerate a relationship as tenuous as cousins friend?
Thats less than nothing.
Im the friend of a cousin of a model/influencer in Venice Beach.
Weve met; I helped him take modeling headshots.
But I could be walking down the street, and he wouldnt know a thing.
Speaking of balls,the Met Gala!
We just piled absurdity on top of absurdity this week, didnt we?
Anna Wintour did her bestKirstie Allie inDrop Dead Gorgeousand put on a gala dedicated to the concept of America.
Heres who made something out of the Too Much of this week.
Back When God Was Still Real
First I want to shout out a joke that just really got me.
Stephen Colbert Will See Himself Out
It is rare nowadays that Stephen Colbert has a fluster moment.
One occurred September 13, when he briefly left his own stage in shame.
Colbert was once again on hisSex Parties Dont Existsoapbox when he took it too far.
And it should only be given by folks in their jim-jams from the comfort of their own homes.
It keeps the art form pure.
Everyone saw Kim Kardashians redacted FBI file cosplay, but the Kid Cudi/Frank Ocean convergence?
Thats news you could use!
Only Noah roped inCNC3 anchor Jason Williams, who gave the definitive commentary on this moment.
Amber Ruffin Imagines Transformative Anger
I often joke about being the Sex Pest Database of my friend group.
If someone has been alleged to have done something, I will bring it up.
Its not a fun person to be!
Every facet of life feels hindered by the existence of alleged predators,even this column.
Even the Nicki Minaj balls story is haunted byher husbands crimes.
It looms over everything like shadow people onCoast to Coast AM.
Thats a world I want to live in.
It is not this world.
