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But the film has no ideas beyond this hopping of genres.
It is neither effectively scary nor effusively silly, which is a real achievement, given what its about.
At least someone here is having a good time!
Pena takes the Montalban role of Mr. Roarke, the enigmatic head of the resort.
Parisa Fitz-Henley plays his assistant, Julia.
(The Villechaize character, Tattoo, gets only an eye-rolling shout-out.)
The guests who arrive on the plane (the plane!)
come bristling with different desires that turn out, sometimes confoundingly, to intersect.
And by then, who knows, Blumhouse Productions could be pushing through a slasher version ofThe Love Boat.
A mysterious masked killer stalking around the berths of the S.S.Pacific Princess?
It already sounds more promising than this.
