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During our time at the Real Housewives Institute, we have gone to many wondrous and mythical places.
Weve seen Eileen Davidsons Dubai hotel room with sharks swimming in it.
Weve also been to whatever the hell that windswept crag in Williamsburg where they dumped theRHOPcast was.
However, we have never been to a place as absolutely insane as Mary Cosbys house.
No wonder she didnt let us out of the closet for a whole season!
This thing really should not be redone.
Like the gasping rictuses of those choking down ashes in Pompeii, this thing should be preserved for eternity.
Dame Brian Moylan
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How many lies can we spot here?
And scheduling conflicts?Andy Cohensays jump and these women say, Into which bush?
They get a financial bonus for taping the reunion and they all want to keep this job.
There is no conflict the connection and producers cant force into resolution.
The Instagram account Real Housewives Franchise hasa different theory.
On the 13th,Andy Cohensaid on his radio show thatErika Jayneanswers everything.
But its not only Erika whos in the hot seat.Hollywood Life saysthatLisa RinnaandGarcelle Beauvaisreally went at it.
I dont know what was said, but I can already tell you that Im Hashtag Team Garcelle.
MILLIONS OF PEACHES, PEACHES FOR ME:Millions of peaches, peaches for free.
Sorry much like Lisa Rinnas hair, I got stuck in the late 90s for a second.
The reason were talking about peaches is because theres been a lot of gossip about theRHOAlineup.
The biggest news is thatPorsha Williamsis said to beopting out of the upcoming 14th season.
Rounding out theRHOAcast will be perpetual fan favoriteKandi Burruss, our favorite villainKenya Moore, and sophomore housewifeDrew Sidora.
She was making way more than that as a friend-of, but still.
And theres one thing all the gossips seem to agree on:NeNe Leakeswill not be back.
Weve never had one of those before.
Dennis said to me …
He doesnt have money.
He owes everybody money, she said on the show.
And I go, What are you talking about?
How is she flying around on [private planes]?
And he said, Its because hes using peoples money to support her lifestyle.
Hes using the companys money to support her lifestyle.Peoplehasmore on her claims, if you care to go deep.
Erikas lawyer wasnt so happy about that.
Next up isCamille Grammer(nee St. Camille of Grammer).
Okay, anyone else?Kathryn Edwards, would you like to weigh in?
Oh,you do?
Well, I was only asking facetiously.
He asks, Did Erika know anything?
Tom, who looks a bit frail and out of it, eventually responds, I think she does.
You shouldwatch the whole videobefore making up your mind.
Or just jump to conclusions on Twitter.
It is, after all, the national pastime of the Real Housewives Institute.
Hecame in at 28th placewith 4,025 votes.
Klassic Kathy.Braunwyn Windham-Burkeis back on the marketafter breaking upwith fellow formerRHOClesbianFernanda Rocha.
After eight years she hastaken it off the marketwithout an offer.
A book about the Real Housewives franchise.
Where did Andyever get that idea??
MeredithMarksandJenShahArentReallyFightingAboutTwinks
Lets get one thing straight right off the bat: Brooks Marks is a twink.
Im sorry, its true.
Apply air quotes around the word straight as you see fit.
What I mean is that Brooks is a young, slender, effeminate gentleman.
Even if he isnt hairless or gay, hes still a twink.
Neither is insinuating that Brooks, who Meredith claims has never discussed his sexual orientation publicly, is gay.
Insinuating that someone is gay is not an insult because there is nothing wrong with being gay.
But this argument is like one I keep seeing more and more on the Housewives shows.
I call it an ammunition argument.
The Meredith example may not be the best to lead off with.
The best example of this tactic is currently playing out onRHOP.
Karen says this is tantamount to wishing Ray dead.
Not even Tucker Carlson could spin these false facts into a compelling narrative.
Karen is an intelligent person.
She knows Gizelle didnt mean that.
A higher percentage of the population thinks the world is actually flat.
Im not saying these two should make up.
But Karen isnt even bringing a knife to a gunfight.
Shes bringing a Pepsi-logged Twizzler that someone used as a straw at the movies.
I want there to be actual stakes and tension.
The best Housewives fights are when everyone is a little bit right and everyone is a little bit wrong.
I started to notice this during season four ofReal Housewives of Dallas.
(Hold on tight, because I am about to get very close to getting myself canceled.)
They just wanted her off the show.
I think this is especially true of LeeAnnes archnemesis, Brandi Making Fun of Asians Redmond.
(Thats what they hold in Dallas, right?)
WE ARE 1 MINUTE AND 35 SECONDS INTO THIS SEASON, AND I CANNOT BREATHE.
I still dont know what his work actuallyisoutside of the golf course, so I guess thats his answer.
He is basically Tiny Tims crutch if it got stuck in a septic tank.
Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Season 2, Episode 2: Meredith is back on her bullshit.
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Seriously, guys, Im still on Mary Cosbys house.
What in the Alice in Wonderland X Starburst collab is going on with these chairs?
Lolaforever:Uh, calling Eboni aggressive would certainly be problematic.
Calling Jen Shah aggressive is simply factual.
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