The Sex Lives of College Girls
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This is the Murphys Law episode (mostly) anything that could go wrongdidgo wrong.
But before the turmoil, theres the ~magic~.
As a reminder, Nico wrote, That dress tho.
and there was an emoji involved, but it doesnt make it any better.
But the comment doesnt matter for long; the dirty bastard ends up deleting it!
That was meant for someone else.
Lets put it in the dehydrator and tell Ben Shapiroswife.
But enough of Nico; lets get to his repressed little sister.
This was actually a very good Leighton episode.
Much to Leighton and Nicos dismay, of course.
Sorry, were talking about Nico again.
All his flannels gained sentience and hacked into my laptop to blackmail me.
Surprisingly, it works, and the Womens Center members seem to have a good time in frat heaven.
And she does it … with a kiss!
Okay, now lets UNPACK ALL THAT.
I dont doubt that many people will find this particular set of scenes conflicting.
But the clunky attempts to highlight real-world issues did not stop there!
For the entirety of this episode, Whitney focuses on standing up against discrimination.
It is a locker room, after all.
Unfortunately, Instagram Live could not be more public.
I know for a fact that Chelsea Clinton watched your Live and saw that dick, Whitney.
This doesnt get addressed because Adele wrote the show, but Whitney is suspended for two games anyway.
Whitney does, however, throw a brick through Daltons truck window, which I liked.
Dont worry, Whitney, youre not alone in being taken advantage of and tossed aside.
Because Bela just got tossed, all right.
Thats a little funny, I guess.
The theme of this episode is sometimes being a woman sucks ass.
Im a little tired of the shallow stabs at womens issues.
Would Bela or Whitney even have a personality if there werent a male power figure to rage against?
The deluge of aggression toward these otherwise privileged characters also makes womanhood seem a lot scarier than it is.
I dont want womanhood to be inextricable from victimhood.
Is there a magazine in the whole world that is worth giving six hand jobs for?
Blair Waldorf, my ass!
