The Sex Lives of College Girls
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Okay, this is a big one.
Bear witness this is the only Thanksgiving miracle in recorded history.
Sadly, that scene is also quite literally the only action we get in this episode.
Shes sick and twisted, and I completely understand where shes coming from.
What unites all the girls, though, is the fact that their mini-fridge smells like a tooth abscess.
Its all very compelling.
But lets get back to Bela, who talks about nothing else than being horny and Indian.
What, did they forget Paul Giamatti?
Sure, those are all perfectly handsome men, but these girls are teenagers, Mindy Kaling.
They want to fuck Bryce Hall and Evan Mock, not disgraced Democrat Beto ORourke.
Okay, we get it; youre Indian, Bela.
Expand on the fire thing instead!
But, alas, she never does.
with Youre so fucking funny!
prompting Bela to label him as a chuckle fucker, someone who tragically only likes her for her personality.
In the process, we learn a little more about him.
The first word I learned in French wasmenopause, he says.
OMG, Nico, youre so deep and in tune with womens health.
Do you tell all the Amazon workers about it while they fetch your drawstring joggers???
It turns out that knowing French doesnt disqualify Nico from being your run-of-the-mill idiot frat boy.
Its painful to watch, much like Whitneys whole deal.
Because hes a predator.
And a soccer coach.
He does it all.
Like racing Whitney in a park because hes so cute and silly (PUKE!
He shows the sent message to Whitney, who is thrilled.
Dalton is evil, but it thankfully seems like his wife thinks so too.
You know, this episode was all chuckle fuckers and affairs.
Do better, men of Essex College.
