The Sex Lives of College Girls
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Just aliiiittletoo much piss.
Its like being in a fish bowl, and youre the prized plump goldfish.
I guess Leighton has never had brunch in Bushwick.
But lets pause here.
Is Kappa the only sorority at Essex College?
Does Kimberly know not attending one pre-rush event wont disqualify you from actually rushing?
She has a horrible time schmoozing with the Kappa sisters that drool over her.
Theres a two-minute bit about everyone in the sorority being named Ashley, which is famously my name.
What can I say?
We were all born in the 90s.
This brunch is our first time seeing Leighton express explicitly positive emotions: excitement and uncomplicated desire.
Quinn also discloses that Nutrigrain Nicos frat brother that gave him COVID (COVID namedrop!
By forcing herself to have sex with a random, COVID-spewing frat brother.
Is he even vaccinated?
Honestly, I found the whole thing hard to watch.
The show then tries really hard to convince us that Dalton is desirable.
Just smile and keep walking.
Maybe it wont hurt us.
She tries to defend herself by crying, I cant help myself!
I think I, like, love him!
Whitney, dont try that shit with me.
If nothing else, this episode is a massive win for straight sex.
Okay, Woody Allen, just rewatchNew Girlif you want a show about a quirky white woman.
Kimberly is mostly just along for the Catullan ride this episode, and we dont get much of her.
Who let him out of the Guys Who Love NFTs Of Animals Vaping Weed convention early?
Put him back and take away his phone.
She did look great in that dress, though.
Hes a muesli man.
Lets keep the feelings coming.
