The Real Housewives: Ultimate Girls Trip
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Here is Kyle in the car singing Gia Giudices TikTok-famous Waking up in the morning … ditty.
Here are the women asking Cynthia if she and NeNe Leakes are still friends.
These are all the things we would do.
Also, I loved Cynthia asking Teresa about when she knew that her marriage to Joe was over.
Thats what was fascinating for me about this episode.
Oh, they do.
Kyle talks about her situation with Lisa Vanderpump and the iconic good-bye Kyle line that came along with it.
She says Bethenny always wanted the spotlight on her but at the expense of her friendships.
At lunch, Luann says, Oh, hey.
This is the best lunch I could have ever been invited to.
Not the two (probably) free weddings you got?
Instead, its something both more general and more menacing.
Its keeping your sanity, she says.
I love seeing Kenya in this atmosphere, talking about the show and the toll its had on her.
Normally I would be like, Um, well, Kenya.
Do you remember when you showed up with a marching band to shade a castmate?
Do you remember the Cookie Lady?
This guy, who texts her, Im sorry for any pain that I caused you?
Um, no, how about not creating the pain?
Thats kind of like saying the Grinch saved Christmas.
He doesnt get applause for giving it back.
Cynthia has to snatch it together because there is a long night of partying Jersey-style ahead of them.
Is Melissa telling some of the ladies they have ugly legs?
Luann is all dolled up because she and Michael have a very intense flirtatious dynamic.
Like Luann, I am also a flirt.
(It must be something in the central Connecticut water we grew up drinking.)
A compliment here, a touch on the arm there, a little smile and wink.
They can all go a long way.
(For her, the shot is alcohol-free rose.)
They are two thin layers of fabric away from fucking at this point.
He knows that this is going to air on television, right?
He knows that his wife is going to see this, right?
He knows that this was his idea and if he ends up divorced he cant blame Luann, right?
Several of the women there say that what he did would not fly in their relationships.
Okay, maybe just the cannoli cream.
Note to self: Attend all black-tie events that Kyle Richards may attend.
Like Melissa Gorga, however, I am skeptical of the logistics of this.
How did he get it out?
Did he get off or was this just, like, a little ride?
There is so much I want to know.
