The Real Housewives: Ultimate Girls Trip
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What a close call.
This episode is innocent on the outside.
Lots of flouncing about, getting that influencer money, rehashing yesterdays drama.
Shes having real conversations!
Shes just doing it sans rose this time!
Perhaps my favorite thing about recovery is the often daily reminder that sober people are still people.
But anyway, before I somehow manage to make this metaphor even worse, lets get back into it.
Kenya calls her Aunt Lisa to check in.
Cynthia accepts Ramonas apology and confesses that she genuinely likes her.
I mean, sure, thats sad.
Luann says shes not putting up with the Singer Stinger anymore.
Yeah, okay, right.
Kyle FaceTimes Mauricio, who will be there in time for dinner.
Once everyone slips into their sarongs, its time to head to the beach.
But is it interesting?
Teresa ($250) suggests upping their prices, but Lu prefers lower price, higher volume.
Melissa is jealous of Cynthias jealousy and brings up her own friendship with Kenya.
Cynthia essentially gives her LVP-StassiYoure not important enough to hate.
Its not always well-done, but at least theyre attempting to keep it moving.
Kyle says her bathing suit is ruining her vibe.
This is the moment that almost gets me!
New territory for the countess on every level.
But nothing gold can stay, ya know?
Kyle performs a dramatic reenactment of her formal-dinner fuck fest.
John is surprised because he was expecting more drama, but they all seem to like each other.
This is why straight white men should not be allowed to make decisions zero eye for nuance.
Kenya decides to make it abundantly clear for him by providing a play-by-play of the yacht day.
Shakespearean levels of irony.
Kyle feels bad for Ramona and thinks everyone needs to sit down and have a conversation.
Kenya and Lu plot to give Ramona a rise because its the medicine she probably needs.
Kyle leaves with Mauricio and his fake business trip for a proper snogging.
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