The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City
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Welcome to 2021!!
But weve got some glimmers of that new-new on the horizon!
So before those novel nubbins grow stale, lets get on with it.
Brooks roasts Meredith for needing to go to therapy to sharpen up her communication skills.
Not cool, my guy!
Like her dedication to wearing blazers indoors.
Or the fact that her interior design aesthetic is mausoleum modern.
[*Chefs kiss.
How does Mary feel about this?
More or less exactly how youd expect.
What is surprising, however, is Marys reveal of the Cosby empire.
It includes churches, daycares, a mortgage company, restaurants, Robert Sr.s corporal being, and homes.
An entire museum filled with tiny shit!
The real gift here is Heather detailing her breakup with ex-husband Billy.
Good Lord, this man loves a dramatic ultimatum!
A girl can dream.
Listen, I get it.
But why not just set up a shoe rack and call it a day?
Are we supposed to believe Marys knee-high red Gucci boots are her house shoes?
When it comes to shoe etiquette (among other things), you gotta practice what you preach.
Whitney apologizes for ignoring their rift and vaguely for being a bad friend.
Thus begins Whitneys one-woman quest to rectify her guilt.
The only problem with this plan is that Whitney is comically bad at every aspect of gal pal peacemaking.
Her first mistake is listening to her friend Sara (yes!
the wait, did someone let Raquel fromVanderpump Rulesout of her cage to get sloshed in Utah?
Alas, the day of the hip-hop golf party has arrived.
What follows is honestly hard to watch.
Jen predictably loses her shit.
Lisa predictably coos her way over.
Meredith predictably tries to hypnotize everyone by repeating I am disengaging from this conversation.
Then Whitney decides its time to double down, telling Meredith that Jen is spreading rumors about her marriage.
Do they have dirt from one of their trips to Sturgis?
Its futile and a bit exhausting.
