The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City
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Ill GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT.
Plus,RHOSLCis a filler episode this week?
Nice, just what the doctor ordered!!
Well, the jokes on all of us because this episode is basically the entire thing I just explained.
Nothing happens, but also [demonic whisper referring to the gals collective psyche]everything happens.
Even the typically zany clipsicles are bleak.
(A diet culture humblebrag or a textbook Chekhovs Gun?
Stay tuned to find out!)
Hes starting to get comfortable, and shes starting to think of places he can go.
She explains how among her 13 pregnancies (!!!
Alright, time for some comparatively lighter fare.
First up, its two alleged criminals hitting the jewelry store to check out their sugar daddys latest wares.
The price is $2,700-$3,200.
Is that each or total?
I have no idea, and Jen doesnt seem to either.
Its almost as if she spends money like it isnt hers!
Then, weve got Heather and her daughter Ashley going through the mail and talking about desire and consent.
Related thisis last weeks much-discussed chicken-sex book, in case anyone needed a refresher on animal husbandry.
Theyre not smart enough for that!
They take a bunch of shots and agree never to discuss the past again.
Sidenote, where is Angie?
The rest of this episode is 19 different flavors of soul-crushing.
Is this what they teach in coach school?
Because damn, my dude is quick with the positive spin.
I hope he saves some of that for a rainy day because I heard there might be some coming!
Too bleak to even joke about.
Waiting with bated breath to see how Henchman Jesus handles this um, conundrum.
And while yes, it was, the real context is so much worse.
Plus, shes had a tubal ligation?
Oh, and shes crying after rehashing the visceral pain of losing not one but multiple children?
Is this man/entire situation producer-planted?
Because the lack of basic empathy on display here is really something special.
Maybe Henchman Jesus is accepting new clients?
