The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City
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Do you hear that?
The gentle tip-tip-tapping of Lisas gel manicure opening and closing Gmail while her husband pretends to sleep nearby?
Its Sundance season bay-beeee!!!!!!
Accordingly, Jen is roller-skating around the Shah Squad Marketing office.
Instead, hell help plan the VIP party Jen is hosting for her filmmaker cousin, Tony.
Mary parts the sea of woo-ing and clear liquors to shuffle her Stevie Nicks-at-the-1986-Chanel-show aura on over to Jen.
Mary then questions Jen, asserting herself as a factual person.
Back in the light of day, Meredith is pulling looks from her jewelry store for (THE.
EVER) Park City Fashion Week, where shell be walking and Brooks will be showing his eponymous line.
Lets hope Lisa has insurance on that Sundance Queen crown because its looking like a whole lotta hyperbole.
Either way, Whitney tells Heather to stop making excuses and that shes confident Heathers fairy tale is possible.
A brush with fancy.
A brush with fun.
A brush with LALA KENT AND KATIE MALONEY SCHWARTZ.
Glad to seeRandalls still serving up that A-list lifestyle for his boo-thing.
So on second thought, well take her.
But the world does not need to see another second of Katie and Schwartzs absolute clusterfuck of a relationship.
Seth has that plot point covered just fine, thank you.
Anyway, Heather leaves with a handsome man named Curtis after a bit of banter over the AV system.
Sometimes dreams do come true.
As hes peeling the final face-mask detritus from his upper lip, the devil descends on the Marks household.
The smoke alarm goes wild.
The toilet spews Satans shitwater all over the greige carpet.
See you next week to check in on the Bumble account of Merediths blazer collection!
