The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City
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Note: this weeks episode, Everybody Needs a Switzerland, is now available tostream early on bravotv.com.
Previous to embarking on this journey, I was under the ignorant impression that caffeine was a Mormon no-no.
The more you know!
Book it quick before the disproportionately large local baby shower community snatches it up.
After flipping through some old photos, Heather rehashes how her world fell apart when her husband left.
Was her vagina in his face?
Unless either party was really stretching, absolutely not.
Was it still weird for her to be chanting Grindr, Grindr, Grindr like hes her little pet?
Stay in your lane.
Confident, not cocky.
Forty-four ounce Diet Coke, easy ice with lemon.
Ultimately, its all overshadowed by a 15-year-old telling his mom he has strong pull-out game.
I would like to get off this ride.
Im no estate lawyer, but there has to be an easier way than this incestuous grooming nonsense.
If Bravo tries to make this a bit, so help me God.)
Kids these days, always getting exactly what they want!
Mary puts on a helluva show, cry-breathing into a gilded microphone and speaking directly to God.
Whitney calls it love and acceptance.
I call it further evidence that there may be something to those unsettlingrumorsaround Marys church.
But hey, different strokes I guess?
Whitney took Lisas clean slate apology to heart and invited both Lisa and Mary to her upcoming 1920s party.
Jen, dont do this!
History is not kind to housewives who police their friendships.
Blind loyalty is the enemy of nuance (and um, critical thinking as a whole).
Its the day of the 1920s party and everyones getting gussied up.
I need more information here.
What are their job titles?
Does Jen offer benefits?
Surely she only needs three of them to lace up her daily gladiator stilettos?
Especially since Ms. Shah just waltzed in and saw Meredith and Mary doing a chat.
A knife to the heart!
