The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City
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Its worth mentioning that there are different types of snoozes, though.
Anyway, lets trudge through it.
We kick things off with a quick whirl around town.
Heather is checking in on the construction of the new Beauty Lab + Laser location, which looks great.
I swear shes already had this conversation.
Brooks calls and demands a restock of his sets posthaste.
Theyre absolutely FLYING off the shelves.
It turns out Meredith ordered Seth home to try and repair the apparently catastrophic damage with Brooks.
Oh, and also, I guess, theyve decided to kiss and make up re: their marriage?
Shes like Same, and is excited to move past step one on this positive path.
Instead, things take a bit of a turn because John has begun organizing a one-man grassroots labor movement.
A workday that ends at 11 p.m. and to maybe spend time with the kids.
She doubles down and instead suggests that they figure out a way to include the kids in their work.
to Seize the means of production and overthrow the bourgeoisie!
Steve comes around and says that he too wants to be self-reliant and agrees to stay in the program.
Whitney has put in the damn work in therapy and it shows!
Shes making all of this look easy and, let me tell you, it is absolutely not.
I have no notes.
A few days later, the entire gang plus sig-ohs hit Lofty Peaks for a snowmobile excursion.
Mary is neither invited nor given space to complain about not being invited, thank the lort.
tell the story of how he met Jen in college and fell in love with her sweetness.
Oh, and also, that says more about Jen that it does about anyone else.
The emotional maturity on display here is unparalleled.
Apres snowmobiling, Meredith & Seth and Lisa & John head to Shah Chalet.
It turns out no one is clear on the permissibility of polygamy in their own religions.
Nothing happens in the hot tub.
Are you hearing this?
Some really interesting fuel for that labor bargaining.)
Lisa immediately turns it around on Meredith, asking, Would you die if he was with somebody else?
Lets take it down a notch, Ms. Barlow.
Exactly no one is dying without Seths presence.
Inside, the guys let loose and talk a bunch of shit about their wives.
Is there Mormon doctrine against having a case of soda in the home?
Is Lisa hooked on that sweet, sweet fountain Coke?
Maybe theres some kind of secret operation happening at the Sonic drive-through?
Truly any explanation would make more sense than whatevers already happening here.
Dont worry too much about these men, though, because Seth Marks has a plan in the works.
And they say women cant have it all!
