The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City
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Do Mormons observe advent?
What about Mormons 2.0 or whatever Vida.0 Barlows on?
Or how about the Pentecostal Church of Cosby & Closet?
Because lately, I feel like this television program is an elaborate advent calendar.
Its the gift that keeps on giving even if its not necessarily what I wanted.
and Jennie losing it over Merediths PI on retainer.
All of it was thrown aside so I could spend the next 43 minutes researching Justin Roses T-shirt.
And whew, was it a wild ride.
Ring ring ringLisa and Heather get phone calls from unknown numbers.
Do they ask someone to turn off their mics and slink away?
To no ones surprise (except maybe legal professionals who dont dabble inHousewives), it is Jennifer Shah.
Ineeeeeeedto see the scenes where Jen is advised to pull the plug on her Bravo contract.
Bravo has the audacity to show that damn Omar footage again and ENOUGH.
It all makes zero sense.
The time to sunset the old brand and start the Wild Rose reinvention was at least six episodes ago.
Like death-gone or Ponzi-scheme-prison-gone?
A quick break for a Nice & Neat Homes infomercial!
Mary decides to prove her innocence in the whole cult-leader thing by highlighting the scope of herHoardersden.
The energy is wildly off.
Lisa manages to bring this around to how all the other gals aresoooooobsessed with her.
Jennie takes Karlyn to sample the Vietnamese tasting menu shes planning to squash the conflict among the ladies.
What a simpler time!
and Jen does a big poor-me over her friends not showing up for her.
Jen says she doesnt understand why this is happening.
Is the this here getting caught or …
To really double (triple?
Ive lost count this episode) down on the bleakness, we head to Whitneys at-home product photo shoot.
Business be damned, Whitneys still bringing it as a general agent of chaos.
She got Camerons phone number from Angie Harrington, and they talked for THREE HOURS.
Is she going to tell us what he said?
Lisas undying love and approval?
An experiment in recruiting some newhunsfor the Rose empire?
No idea, but Ill see ya next week for Lisapalooza!
The clown show continues!
