The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City
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No, its not Coach Shah or Whitneys stripper-pole-installation technician.
Its the restaurant workers in the greater Salt Lake City area.
Could you imagine what anyReal Housewivesfranchise would look like without restaurants?
Absolutely bleak, and that was a single episode with a god-tier cast.
Anyway!Last week, we left off at Whitneys 1920s party.
The gals have just put in orders for bottomless appetizer samplers when Jen asks Meredith for a one-on-one.
Jen doubles down, bringing it back to Merediths church investigation.
Somewhere, Merediths therapist is doing a slow clap.
The next day, everyone rehashes the party.
An important discussion question: would you rather be called a grandfather fucker or a grandfather motherfucker?
Much to think about!
Lisa joins Meredith at the local Z Gallerie to help her select some art.
The Rotten Tomatoes audience score for Lisas performance is 13 percent.
The only elaboration Mary provides on the theme is Ostrich feathers.
Remember, erase that logic and reason right off your brain goo!
Since Meredith betrayed her or whatever, Jen lets the Seth-paration secret slip.
Heather is unfazed if not slightly aroused.
Im dreaming of aDolly Parton tattoo situation, but trying not to get my hopes up.
Oh, and Heather tells Whitney about Merediths uncoupling-recoupling, lest anyone show up to the luncheon uninformed.
As the guests arrive, so does the panache.
There are velvet ropes and red carpets, beefeater costumes and $1,200 earbuds.
Let the games begin.
Mary goes first and says she has trust issues, but shes trying to be better.
Lisa says she has extremely high goals and will never stop trying to be her best self.
Finally, its Jens turn.
To which Lisa says, I feeeeeeel you.
The audacity is strong in that one.
She apologizes to Meredith, who thanks her.
But Mary didnt get her apology, so see you next week for yet another dose of grandpa-fucking discourse!
