The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City
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The producers ofSalt Lake Cityhave managed to do something groundbreaking.
We spend the entire hour trapped in the truly claustrophobic cycle of Jen Shahs logic.
A tragic waste of Merediths blazer wardrobe.
Yall, we do not get to go to the motherfucking strip club.
Instead, the gang starts gathering for dinner in a private room.
In short, Jen finds out that Lisa and Meredith accepted Whitneys apology and absolutely combusts.
Right on schedule, Meredith disengages and leaves the room.
Whitney and Heather come in.
Jen storms out, hitting Heather on the way.
Is that whats happening here?
The contrast is stark.
Anyway, the ladies get together for a Jen-free debrief.
Everyone is confused and perplexed.
Lisa brings up howinterestingit is that Jens obsessed with loyalty when shes not exactly loyal.
Heather comes riding in on a cloud of true loyalty and purports that Jen has redeeming qualities.
We need details, Heather!
Does Jen secretly make incredible pancakes?
Maybe she always comes through with a killer book reco at just the right moment?
Nope, never mind.
(Girl, youve been regrouping all season.
What is left to group?)
Alas, the real news here is that Marys notification prefs are out of control.
Kimberly is feeling a lot of damage and oh boy here it comes again.
This is a reality-TV show!
We have the footage!
Its kind of glorious.
Jen says she doesnt trust Heather, which is staggering.
Heathers the only one who even remotely likes her!
Im just so confused by Jens endgame here.
This is very good.
Is it, Kim?
I do not think so.
