The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City
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Anyway, back towhere we left off on Echo Lake, the gals are still going at it.
Ultimately, Meredith says she needs Jen to acknowledge she did something wrong before apologizing.
Im not sure its possible to insist youve done nothing wrong while simultaneously owning your shit.
Especially when youre also using phrases like I didnt mean it or Im trying to defend my fucking vagina.
In every housewife argument (and most federal fraud cases), you have to make a choice.
Those are the options.
She tells Meredith shes sorry, says she didnt do it, and also asks to apologize to Brooks.
They hug it out and cue the angel chorus there is light at the end of the vaginagate tunnel.
This JenBrooks sit-down could have happened four episodes ago, right?
While Brooks is Merediths child, hes not necessarily a child in the general sense.
Most househusbands dont get them!
I honestly dont care at this point, but Bravo and Brooks should figure this out and edit accordingly.
Over at Sarajanes house … oh wait, who is Sarajane, you might ask?
But for now, shes merely a vessel to introduce us to Angie, Lisas gift-of-gab gal pal.
Think you have Angie fully clocked by that fact alone?
This includes Whitney, who is (plot twist again!)
Angies distant cousin and someone Lisa doesnt care if Angie hangs out with.
Its not like she bitterly calls them inbred polygamist cousins or anything.
I love that theyre not allowed to say since we contractually convened for the three-part taped reunion special.
Mary says that Jen tweeting grandpa-husband content shows that shes not predictable, and I disagree!
I think Jen is very predictable.
Predictable does not mean calm.
you’re able to be predictably chaotic.
Meredith dishes on the ice-fishing apology and says if theres any more nonsense, shes out and done.
The Bravo money may have been good, but Whitney believes perhaps the Barlow threats were even better.
If Lisas to blame, Angie will be devastated.
The casino charity night arrives, and although everyones tits look stupendous, the caterer-saboteur gets the last laugh.
Alas, everyone acts according to form.
Some Mormon tech CEO donates a million dollars.
Coach Shah and Heather bro out at the craps table.
Mary talks about the bible and attempts to climb banisters.
Seth makes a creepy comment about Heathers boobs.
Everythings all so unhinged, it somehow circles all the way back around to making sense.
And then, its time to brawl.
If youre going to phone a friend to moderate your fight, Jennie is the one.
The flailing continues while Angie more or less chills, leaning against her mountain of a husband, Chris.
Lisa is HEARTBROKEN and begs for John before they storm out together.
Its the worst acting Ive ever seen, and Ive seen no less than 37 BYOB improv shows.
