The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City
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I think this television program has fully annihilated my dopamine receptors.
Im chasing the dragon, forever looking for the high of those early-season bus moments.
It never ceases to amaze me how quickly the human brain adapts to the stimuli of new environments!
Meredith is hosting a nice, easy girls night where the dress code is blazers.
The entire Marks household becomes less human and more sentient tailoring with each passing hour.
We all have our means of coping, I guess.
- Two days later, Jen is driving herself to go meet Lisa for lunch.
Where is Stu in this timeline?
I need more information about how he dealt with the immediate Shahrest fallout before flipping to the feds.)
That is the same run time asSchindlers List.
How do these women find the time in between running real and/or fraudulent businesses?
They order crispy chicken skins to kick off a throwdown of Bravos top-seeded dry-eyed criers.
Lisa tells Jen she believes shes innocent.
Jen tells Lisa her feelings are hurt because Lisa didnt show up for her.
Jen tells Lisa she doesnt care about anything and is just trying to fight for her freedom and life.
1 friend instead of Heather.
I guess the gravitas didnt do shit, though, because Heather left him on read.
She says it was because she felt bad for affecting anyones faith, which is her biggest fear.
Also, like, death and mental deterioration or whatever.
I swear I didnt tailor my greatest fears to neatly segue into Lisa and Whitneys deep-spring yoga adventure.
All signs point to Lisa and Whitney both knowing some serious shit about Cosby & Cronies.
Theyre cagey and measured about Mary in a way they are not about any other nugget of goss.
All signs also point to Lisa indeed being someone who never works out.
Before you judge this, just remember nepotism is coursing through the veins of damn near everyHousewivesfranchise.
At last, its time for the international peace gardens luncheon.
Meredith is immediately sour when Jen shows up because Did.
Inviteme if you invited.
The gals are all doing their best fake nice untilClueless-cosplaying Whitney opens a can of worms.
Mostly about who was talking the most shit behind Jens back.
The audacity never ceases to amaze me.
Was it because she had something new to say here?
Good day, sir!
I will sleep tonight unencumbered.
Much to think about.
