The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City
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What an absolute bamboozlement.
Sidenote: This is not a criticism of the word vagina or vagina content!
Its where the editors sneak in a few appeteasers of ridiculousness to whet our collective whistle.
Also, the younger Barlow spawn is clearly up to something.
Nothing says diabolical plotting like playing with a vat of hair gel while sporting a fresh induction cut.
And Jen wonders why she has no friends?!
Speaking of Jens nemeses, Meredith is back on her bullshit.
They discuss how Jen still likes tweets about Brooks sexuality when his journey is none of her business.
Id watch an entire HGTV spin-off, extra credit if theres aRighteous Gemstones-esquecrookery exposure subplot.
No additional jokes are needed for this one.
Jennie and Lisa crash in with AMERICA I LOVE YOU yard signs and cat carriers full of sewing supplies.
Lisa actually no longer poops, farts, or releases any other biological waste.
She just gets a lil tummy rumble and out pops a Vida Tequila gift bag.
Lisa tells Jen about last weeks Shabbat in hopes Jen will agree to apologize to Meredith.
Lisa believes they can have healing, but Jen doesnt like to apologize yet again to have said healing.
Quick vagina-update lightning round.
Duy even asks nine-year-old Karlyn if she wants a little sibling, and she says, nope.
I stand with Karlyn (ugh, and I guess with Jennies vagina by proxy.)
On the opposite end of the spectrum, Whitneys vagina is not getting its proper fill.
At this point, Ill do it.
We need interventions more or less across the board.
Regardless, Jen appears to feel heard regarding the racial dynamics of their friendship.
Or that someone else is pumping out elaborate Photoshop jobs?
Jen promises to make changes in how she communicates and then throws some churros directly into an open flame.
Real facts about life in the real world.
