The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City
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But the real brainworm for me has been the truly haunting score.
I couldnt figure out where I recognized it from until I was on hold with the dentist, andbam!
Not necessarily the melody but the aggressively triumphant vibe.
The party isnt over, though.
We find out that Lisa gave Whitney two bartenders and enough tequila for 500 people as a wedding gift.
HowdareWhitney look a gift horse in its fully veneered mouth.
Heather and Whitney are also getting ready for the trip by bonding over their shared Lisa issues.
I just earnestly want the best for them at this point.
Im so transparent, its crazy.
Someone hey direct this man to a therapist and a hydrating serum before he finds his local incel community.
Finally, the day of the ski trip has come.
Wow, what an excellent idea and further evidence that Meredith may just be a producer in disguise.
The conversation quickly turns to judgment, specifically to Whitney telling Lisa she felt threatened and judged.
Lisa comes back with I dont judge you.
I dont care enough to judge you.
Apparentlysomeonehas been studying up on their fellowLisas history.
Heather tags in and asks if Lisa is comfortable with everyone thinking shes dismissive and arrogant.
No one is comfortable here, Heather!
Mary and her fingerless gloves are not comfortable.
The waitstaff are not comfortable.
These women are the gift that keeps on giving.
Finally, Lisa shrieks a blanket apology, promising a clean slate where she wont talk about it anymore.
I mean, maybe thats a possibility?
If those vocal nodules get any worse?
With bated breath, we wait.
