The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City
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Cue the Mormon ghost-choir hype music, because we made it!
Alas, the season finale.
Thats not how memory works!
Just because some of these ladies dont contain multitudes doesnt mean we dont!
Take off the training wheels.
Were ready, I promise.
Anyway, lets get groovin on this recap of a recap.
Whitney swings by to gloat that she knows the lil poles that hold up velvet ropes are called stanchions.
I would consider myself an above-average word knower, and I had never heard of this.
They have the same conversation as all of the other Jen conversations.
Meanwhile, Meredith is slicing up a banana in a dish for Seth at their haunted model home.
Is this some rich-people shit?
Why dirty a bowl and a fork if you dont have to?
(Is this a metaphor?
Ill let you decide!)
Against all odds, they seem really into each other, so good for them, I guess.
Fire them all, and let dear ol dad manage the do from now on.
For the first time in my life, I am endorsing nepotism for the sake of our collective eyeballs.
Give us a single night out!
One silly trip to the nail salon!
Its all-around a meeting that could have been an email.
Life comes at you fast, my man!
She doesnt just go from the closet to the hallway to the kitchen, either.
The fear behind their eyes has the same energy asJax Taylors dog.
But these are adults who presumably have free will, so who am I to judge?
I love you bit.
If this is Jens audition forDancing With the Stars, however, Im all for it.
Is there a petition or something we can sign?
Heathers ex, Billy, shows up to take a family photo and give his stilted stamp of approval.
Plus, the tour de forgiveness has one final stop.
A peace treaty is brokered and notarized in a public ceremony.
that is too many parts) reunion.
