The Real Housewives of Potomac
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Good evening, fellow heathens!

(Has Is Jamal Coming merch gone on sale yet?)
Weve been pretending that Robyn offers value to the series for at least two seasons, after all.
And we have still to meet the Ethi-Oprah!
The future for our ladies along Interstates 95 and 270 looks promising.
Cherry Blossoms:
Hot Girl Wendy season two is in full effect.
Raise your hand if you ever expected to hear about clitoral surgery at a dinner party.
Mia, welcome to the cast.
Gizelle had to be steered away from wearing pink by her daughter, and Ashley showed up in white.
Even Mia throws in a jab, and she lives on the Baltimore Harbor!
Robyn is still not married to Juan and clearly fighting depression, to her ex-husbands chagrin.
In other news, climate change is real.
Michael Darby isstillgracing our screen, after multiple allegations of groping and getting combative during last years finale.