The Real Housewives of Potomac
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Who could forget The Great Barn Brawl of 2019?
Or TChalla attacking Dr. Wendy?
Or even just last week when Karen walked out of her own Wig Shift with a Bang party.
I truly cant believe its coming to an end.
Let earth receive herkingqueens.
And who better to throw said party than Little Miss IRS Robyn Dixon.
However their Christmas cheer does not extend to Monique, as she is not invited to the party.
Pretty sure thats in Samuels 4:11.
Watch his you know what, he tells his wife.
Hes really in his Gerber baby era.
That man will not do that… just something I know, Michael says, brushing off the suggestion.
Ummm what the fuck are you talking about, Michael Darby?
Juans whole storyline this season is asking Robyn to marry him.
What a good friend.
Meanwhile, Candiace and herformer assaultermother get their nails done and talk about Candiace potentially becoming a mother.
Girl, no one cares if you have a baby.
Its time to shit or get off the pot.
Thats LaDame for you a class act through and through.
We get this scene courtesy of a really intense and legitimately emotional couples therapy session.
Juan says he was lonely in their marriage and as such looked for affection and romance outside of it.
As Karen (hilariously) said, Robyn doesnt get many moments.
Theres more to Robyn than tax problems and ugly hats!
Theres a (sleepy) woman whos been to hell and back with her hot-ass husband.
I must say, for being 90K in debt, Robyn and Juans holiday party looks pretty snazzy.
How are they gonna write this one off?
Im sure she has a great accountant.
Gizelle shows up sans-Jamal, of course.
God, her outfit was so close.
If she simply didnt wear the white pirate blouse and chose a different top it would have been great.
Messy Gizzy gonna stay messy.
That was a lewk.
Not gonna lie, Im kind of attracted to him.
She alsokind of looks like Doja Catwhich I never noticed before?
Back at the party, Michael Darby is getting increasingly intoxicated and saying rude statements to the housewives.
But, hey, at least Eddie looks hot.
IDK Im just spitballing here.
And boy is it… not very good!
The track starts playing, but its so low that you really cant hear it.
Candiace tries to vaguely riff over the music while asking the DJ to bump the track.
Girl, why didnt you come early and sound check???
Theres a truly hilarious moment where Candiace asks, Thats as loud as it goes?
just as Michael Darby goes up to the bar and asks, Can I get another Corona?
Okay, lace up those shady boots Miss Ashley Doja Cat Darby.
Here are the notes I took while watching:Im screaming.
Robyn seems genuinely so excited and thrilled I love love.
Are they that close that he would get the look, honestly?
Doesnt Juan Dixon have, like, hot NBA friends that he could invite and not Michael?
Very shrewd move on Karens part, as forgiving them keeps her in a position of power.
I dont think I have to say everything, Karen says, deflecting in a relatable way.
Candiace, however, insists on making this a moment.
Michael, you should get the fuck out of my face, says White Chris before shoving Michael away.
Are Michael Darby and Candiace… a match made in heaven?
A man touched me, Michael Darby screams, belligerently.
Truly, have you ever seen anyone as pathetic as Michael Darby in your whole goddamn life?
Michael somehow wanders into the production area where he continues to cause a ruckus.
You are embarrassing the fuck out of me, Ashley Darby screams at her husband.
Yeah… no shit.
If I ever acted like you did in that hallway.
The rules are not the same across the board.
As such, all complaints were dropped.
Thank you for allowing me to step in mid-season and go on this journey with you all.
