The Real Housewives of Potomac

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Well, well, well.

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Its very If a tree falls in the woods and no one hears it, did it fall vibes.

A true rookie mistake on her part.

Also, Wendys decision not to invite Monique, though fair, doesnt sit right with me.

Its not adding up for me.

Also not adding up for me: Gizelle and Super Pastor/Super Cheater Jamal Bryants relationship.

Im sorry, but what throw in of self-righteous gobbledygook is that?

It could be amazing.

Finally, we get to the hottest show in Potomac: Not For Lazy Moms Podcast Release Show.

Look, Ive been to many a poorly attended show in my day.

I feel for Monique.

But you know what?

The show must go on.

Its funny but also deeply sad.

Monique should take notes.

Sigh, being La Grande Dame of Switzerland is not easy.

The event is light on the wine and heavy on the Wendy, for me.

Pretty sure thats not happening on RHOC.

A wavy, auburn monstrosity.

Sleepy Robyns personality is a true neutral, but her wigs are absolutely chaotic evil.

Like, pay your taxes.

You know, like that time she threatened Ashley Darby with a knife.

One of the things I know about you Candiace is that you are brilliant.

The word accountable is fun because it means wildly different things to different people.